Chiaretto, Chia-ret-to, Say it out loud! Key-are-et-to!, Now say it out louder!! Chia-ret-to!!! Aaah, both of us are singing from the same hymn book now. This is a call to arm yourself with a glass of chiaretto from the Italian Bardolino region. Chiaretto is another way to say: “We want it crisp, dry and preferably outside…”